oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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