Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
