I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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