We need to rekindle our bromance
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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