Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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