He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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