their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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