Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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