Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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