Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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