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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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