If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
jump out the window naked night went bad
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