Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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