Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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