i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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