He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He did a backflip because drugs
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