I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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