I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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