we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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