What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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