Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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