HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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