love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
