Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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