Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
