we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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