someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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