Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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