we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Green mimosas i think yes
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Randomize
