He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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