at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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