I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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