Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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