Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
