Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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