we're blogging at a bar
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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