They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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