This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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