Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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