do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I can't put those talents on a resume
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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