I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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