Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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