I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
