I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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