"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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