WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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I wish i was in the wii world.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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