Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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