she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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