just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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