Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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