ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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