We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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