Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Who died my cat blue again?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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