I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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