Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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