no, he came in my armpit
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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