I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
