...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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