Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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